Beatrix, age 2, carrying a cloth
Beatrix: Washed all the windows in the front rooms.
Beatrix: They are REALLY clean. I'm going to go upstairs to do the rest of them.
Me: Bea, you're kind of a big girl now.
Beatrix: NO I'M NOT! I'm a baby Mom a LITTLE TINY BABY!!!
Me: Whoa, sorry. Okay, you're a baby.
Beatrix: I just need to find my stool so I can wash the windows that are really high up, those kids put lots of prints on them.